Barbers Everywhere Wept…

When the winds of change came to the little town of Bonefish, the barber was ever so distracted. What normally would have been “just a nick”, as referenced in the professional manual for “tradesmen of the hair” everywhere, became a long, wide, deep gash across the neck of Johnny Turbine, who was treating himself to “a close one” prior to his date with Nancy Nixon, the daughter of mayor Nixon, who was know around town as “a goer”. “Bummer”, Johnny thought, as his life gushed down his front, this surely was a mistake that could be fixed. This couldn’t possibly have happened to me!!!! This wasn’t what I meant when I prayed for “a slice” this morning!!!!

So what else is new?